​NYC Cast:

Padtio Jaw: Michela Murray
Hilde: Carolyn Best
Sonya: Carter
Freshman: Justin Cooley
Gay Husband: James M Reilly
Sister Mary Virginia: Kelsey Collins

Stage Directions: Andrew Stout ​​

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ATL Cast:

Padtio Jaw: Mia Kristen Smith.
Hilde: Kathleen Wattis Kettrey
Sonya: Alicia Kelley.
Freshman: Zach Tellez.
Gay Husband: Aaron Goldenberg.
Sister Mary Virginia: Beverly Bremers.

Stage Directions: Christina Cusack-Curbelo.

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NYC Production Team:

Playwright: Harris Singer

Co-Director: Andrew Stout

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ATL Production Team:

Playwright: Harris Singer

Producer: Scottie Rowell

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“I want God to tear me open like a pistachio.” 

When a mom-turned-prophet unlatches her jaw at a salad lunch, three women must relive their childhood hours locked in a church closet. Jealous harbingers, perfect beautiful Christian horny men, Hellraiser, and a gnawing feeling that just won’t go away-no matter how many people you eat.